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John Newton

John began his comedy career in January 2003 after running a successful print business for 15 years.

He fast became known for his inventive writing, covering a wide spectrum of subjects from the surreal to the hard hitting.

He’s played most big weekend clubs including;
The Glee
Up the Creek
Frog & Bucket
The Comedy Lounge
Komedia (Brighton & Bath)
The Stand (Edinburgh & Glasgow)

Also a regular for OTK, Castle Comedy, The Comedy Club Ltd, Mirth Control, Laughing Horse, Centre of Mirth, Ted Talent amongst others.

John was also a veteran of the Cruise Ship circuit, playing over 50 cruises on ships, The Ventura, Oceana, The Arcadia & Ocean Village 1 & 2 . He also performed at Sensatori 5 star holiday resorts in Crete, Egypt, Turkey, Ibiza .

A very strong and versatile act, can play to most audiences with probably the highest gag rate of any comic playing the UK circuit today.

“John Newton does not require gimmicks or stage characters as he has something more valuable to any comedian, good old fashioned solid gags” funny.co.uk