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Robert Temple

International Comedy Hypnotist

Robert Temple is a professional comedy hypnotist. He knows what he's doing and how to do it for maximum entertainment!

Combining his incredible, fast hypnotic powers with his natural comic wit and a cavalcade of comedy sketches he weaves a hilarious and unforgettable show.

Opening the show with 10 minutes of audience warming comedy and interaction he then invites volunteers to join him on stage before rapidly hypnotising them in front of the whole audience! You will be thrilled as you see the gasps of astonishment fly around the room!
Some hypnotists can take up to 40 minutes to do this, not Robert - see people fall right into his arms as they are hypnotised within 15 minutes…

Following this the participants are lead through a whole host of entertaining routines. Some of these are original to Robert and he also has some classics that audiences expect to see a hypnotist present.

During Robert's shows may see your guests:
- Dance like Elvis, Robbie Williams & Madonna
- Turn into martians from the Planet Ogg
- Win the lottery
- Sweep Miss Mop off her feet (or bristles!)
- Win the Grand National
- Go on holiday to their favourite destination
- Run away from the Invisible Hypnotist
- And much, much more all at the click of Robert's fingers…

Running alongside these inherently hilarious situations, Robert's magnetic personality, razor sharp wit, one-liners and jokes are running non-stop. Its true to say that there are no lulls in his shows!

Throughout the show, Robert takes extreme care and caution for the safety of his volunteers as his prime concern. This show follows all guidelines laid down by the Government in the 1952 Stage Hypnosis Act. Robert's shows are designed to entertain. He will not ask any embarrassing questions or humiliate volunteers. This is the show that you and your guests or customers will want to see over & over again. It really will be talked about for weeks, months and maybe even years to come! Is that something that you want for your event???

Robert will customise the show to you and your events. This is an important benefit of HIS shows. The shows can run from 60 minutes to a full 2 hour show with an interval. Whether you want a squeaky clean show or a cheeky but charming show, he can provide the solution. Robert's hypnosis shows are suitable for pubs, nightclubs, social clubs, universities, birthday parties, hen/stag nights, conferences, Christmas parties, corporate events, theatres, holiday parks, armed forces, sports clubs, engagement parties, wedding receptions and much more...

When you place your booking you will be provided with full colour, professional A3 posters and help with marketing the show to make your event as successful as possible. Robert is available to work across the UK and worldwide with his self-contained show. Distances are no issue. He will supply his own quality sound system, and if required even a small portable lighting rig, for that extra professional look.

So, if you want a unique, unforgettable entertainment that your guests will never forget, it's only a phone call away!

Still not sure? Don't just take our word for it - See what a couple of Robert's enthusiastic past customer's have said…

"Hi Robert, Many thanks for the show on the Wibbley Wobbley. The customers loved it and would like you back very soon. I know the boat is difficult to work as it is not open plan but you did a great job under difficult circumstances - a true pro. I would also like to book you for our other venue too…"
- M. Highton - Wibbley Wobbley Boat Pub, London

We booked Robert to perform at our engagement party. We didn't think of this idea until the last minute and we wondered whether it would be worth the money. Now I would say that Robert's fee was the best value for money of the whole night. It helped us to make our party fun and memorable. Our friends all agreed that his show really made the night. I wouldn't hesitate to recommend him!
- Mr & Mrs Rees, Essex