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Malice are Malice by name… but not by nature… (Unless they get heckled!) A married male female comedy double act, (sometimes dressed as teachers)  whose shows comprise of stand up, funny biting poetry and some very cool rap indeed! All that, and a lot of audience participation hilarity, with some relationship banter and their obvious couple chemistry, thrown in for good measure.

Both of them have performed individually as Alice B and Marek from Poland.

Alice B trained as a dancer at Italia Conti stage school, before gaining the school scholarship at East 15 Acting School, where she was nominated for a BBC award. After leaving drama school she was only cast as prostitutes or in funny dumb roles, so she then made the leap (well she was a dancer) from acting to stand up comedy. (safer than the prostitution route ) She started gigging for Geoff Whiting, which led to her entering ITV’s Take The Mic Competition (which she won) This led to a 10 minute spot at Manchester’s Comedy Store and then her first Edinburgh Comedy/Drinking Festival.

Alice B has MC’d for Harry Hill and comedy TV appearances include the Ruby Wax show (3 episodes, 2 with Paul McKenna)

Alice co runs comedy workshops with Marek for his company Virginmirth for stand up comedians and corporate training. Alice also does public speaking on a variety of subjects including how she has insulted various celebrities and on being a funny girl with OCD. Alice appears as a guest presenter on local radio, (Gordon Baxter radio show) offering topical comedy insights.

Marek ‘from Poland’, came equal second with Russell Howard in the BBC Comedy Awards 2000, and also reached the semi finals of the Daily Telegraph Competition. TV credits include a stand up spot on Network East Late on Channel 4.
Marek is an experienced MC and ran his own Virginmirth comedy clubs in Bristol at Bar Essential (Essential Comedy) and The Châteaux’s Comedy nights. He has also performed many times at the Ashton Court festival.
Marek has written various articles on comedy. He has run stand up comedy workshops for 10 years and Michael McIntyre’s support act Chris McCausland was a graduate of Marek’s Virginmirth comedy workshop, as was Alice B herself (which is how the happy loved up couple met before they began shagging in Edinburgh!) Marek knew she was the girl for him, when in their Edinburgh digs which they shared with 4 others she smeared chocolate cake all over the toilet seat to make it look like the obvious, during a power cut just for a laugh… it backfired on her (poo pun) as the other tenants genuinely thought she had had an accident during the power cut, and still think that to this very day! Even after Marek tasted it!!*!