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Lewis Mark Clare
A fast rising Manchester talent, Lewis has a wit and intelligence behind his humour, following in the styling of some of his idols, like Bill Hicks and Woody Allen. Poking fun at modern culture and making jokes about whatever current crises is affecting mankind is very much the order of the day for the 23 year old. From scathing attacks on Bob Geldof and his sycophantic chums, to blaming the worlds issues on the Beddingfields, this bright young comedian should have a promising future ahead of him.
"Hitchcock was right, but he just underestimated the birds. They are going to kill us all, but who'd have thought they'd develop chemical weapons before Sadam?! Now I want to know, are the US going to send troops into Tipton Owl Sancturary?! Where's Hans Blix in Martin Mere?!" - Lewis - on Bird Flu December 05
not scared of going to hell. Have you ever seen the security in Heaven? Two pearly
gates, walls made of cloud and one geriatric bouncer! Hitler invaded Poland for
f*cks sake!" - Lewis - on Heavens security issues August 05