Kiwi
Asif
Kiwi has tried many times to break onto the Comedy scene
but his lack of talent and under developed sense of humour was a constant
source of annoyance, mostly to the audience.
My inexhaustible line
of knock-knock jokes didnt seem to go down too well in Working Mens
Clubs up North he admits. And the Extreme Knob gags at the Conservative
club saw him bound over to keep the peace.
Tired of being referred to as the ingrown pubic hair on the scrotum of stand
up and finally realising that he was crap, Kiwi utilised the services of
a Lifestyle Guru to help overcome is comedic short-comings. The result was a complete
transformation
Entering and winning The RBI Comedy Night competition
gave him the confidence he needed the sound of 150 people laughing
at me while I still had my trousers on was a new experience he said afterwards.
Here are just some of the many things people have said about him: -
Kiwi?
Kiwi who? best friend (Nathan)
I sometimes hear him
making sex noises in his room when he is alone His Mum
Fucking
Idiot, get out of the way (bloke in a white van)
Quite
a natural with some good stuff Mike Bromley Comedy... We offered him a spot
straight away and he did great.
Awards
RBI
Comedy Night 2006
Clubs
Bromley Comedy