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Guinness Wheatley

Shouty, sweary, boozey, beardy, heavily tattooed standup comedian; Guinness Wheatley will take you on an amusing journey through his shit life of drug and alcohol abuse, failed relationships, living with bipolar disorder and hating pretty much everything and everyone in this terrible existence... just kidding, he doesn't hate everyone, just most people.

Gigging all around the UK since around 2012 performing to crowds big and small.

No awards, no wins, no prizes... got into the semis of the Golden Jester in 2014 and that's about it..

If you want a tattooed, bearded, drunken idiot to talk bollocks for a bit, book Guinness Wheatley


"I thought you were pretty funny" My mum

"Stop talking to me" random man in pub

"Who?" every other person