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Elf Lyons

Elf Lyons is a 6ft, 22year old, red headed comedian. 

Performing since she was a teenager, Elf has extensive experience gigging as a comic and working as a compere, performing in Bristol, Kent, London and the Edinburgh Festival. She currently runs The Secret Comedians comedy nights in London.

In 2013 Elf debuted her first solo stand up show 'Elf Lyons is a Pervert' at the Etcetera Theatre as part of the Camden Fringe. The show received wonderful reviews and sold out on the four nights it was on. 

Following on from this success, Elf went on to come second in the final of Funny Women 2013 at the Leicester Square Theatre in September.

Inspired by the styles of comics such as Dave Allen and Billy Connolly, Elf is a very energetic, loveable storyteller on stage.

'real highlight of the night' - Feminist Times 'One to Watch' 

'a clever observer and raconteur [...] her unabashed, suggestible humour reminds me of Noel Fielding‘ – Ed Fringe Review

'very endearing' - Londonist

'Lyons needs no work on her stage presence, she's already got that honed to a fine art [...] quirky, funny and bold - certainly one to watch' - Views from the Gods

She is just too talented for someone barely twenty [...] expect her to be a major star‘ -One4Review

‘refreshingly real’ – Broadway Baby

‘Equal parts endearing and sassy, Elf judged the room perfectly whipping up a comedy storm.’ - The Secret Variety Club

‘wonderfully timed erotica and highly amusing audience interaction’ – Inter:Mission Magazine Bristol
***** stars – Inter:Mission Bristol

'She endears herself to the audience almost instantly, with her nerdy confessions of tube-spotting and her own unique take on the tiresome cover letter [...] Elf is my Fringe One To Watch.' - Mouth London