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David Kau

About David Kau 2004 - 2001

Being the world's first and only 100% BEEC - Black Economic Empowerment Comedian, David Kau has performed at The Sunday Times Business Times Top 100 Companies Awards dinner, The Sunday Times Business Times Advertising Awards ( Master of Ceremonies), NAFCOC Golf Day , Discovery Golf Day, Discovery Platinum Awards ( Master of Ceremonies), Discovery End of year 2003 party, Nelson Mandela / Gary Player Golf Challenge, The National Prosecutions Authority Operation Serurubele National Conference, Black Economic Empowerment Circle Golf day, Department of Justice Charity Golf Day, The Umkhonto We Sizwe MK Veterans Fundraising dinner, Vodacom end of year party, SAB Miller Brandpower 2003 Roadshow, SAB Miller 9644 Castle Lager dinner,

Television …

Co-created with Kagiso Lediga, [another Black comedian but David Kau does more gigs than him and the rest of the Black comedians, both established and up and coming - put together, unless I'm unavailable then Kagiso does the gig … for a bit less than I cost] The Pure Monate Show comedy sketch show on SABC 1 Yamampela Fridays 10pm, now in its second season. Also writer, performer, and Associate Producer on the same tv show. First season was 13 episodes, 2nd season 26 episodes currently on air.
Working on a VHS/DVD of The Best of The Pure Monate Show - Season 1, with The best of the 2nd season to follow suite. Currently thinking about developing and creating more tv shows with Kagiso Lediga and other hot funny comedians who co-wrote and performed in The Pure Monate Show (repeated Sundays 10pm on the same SABC 1 channel … if the SABC starts treating us like National Treasures and gives us a bit more money to produce the tv shows …
Also very good friends with Ashiffa Shabba and Desmond Dude

I DID THESE JOKES 1ST

Nelson Mandela, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Dr Mangosuthu Buthelezi, Tony Yengeni, Mama Winnie, People's Poet Mzwakhe Mbuli, Taxi Drivers, Bulelani Ncguka, Deputy President JZ, President Thabo Mbeki, Always Ultra pads, Shabir Shaik, Desmond Dube, Ashiffa Shabba, Felicia, The Scorpions, Steve Hofmeyer, Metro Fm, Patrice Motsepe, Kwaito artists and soccer players who've been to Rehabilitation, New National Party, Democratic Alliance, Independent Democrats, African National Congress, Matric Students, SABC 2, SABC 3, Mnet, Etv, unless I get a tv show on any of these channels then I'll be making fun of SABC 1.Shabir Shaik, Gay Xhosa men, Bafana Bafana, Albert Mokoena, Banyana Banyana, African National Congress Youth League as soon as I figure out what it is that they do Exactly, Patrice Motsepe, Matric students, Soccer players, Kwaito artists and soccer players going to Rehabilitation, Afrikaans music in general, white people flying Kulula.com, my family and relatives, Mzwakhe Mbuli, female condoms,