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David Clutterbuck

David Clutterbuck really is the “nutty professor”. A world renowned academic and author by day, at night he transforms into a laugh a line observer of the ridiculous, drawing on a lifetime of globetrotting and his experience of setting a major personal challenge every year – from learning to be a masseur to learning to climb in order to get to the top of Mount Clutterbuck. (The only common theme to his adventures is the inevitable point where he screams “Ooooh Sh**”!)  He was once introduced at a seaside gig by a compere, who couldn’t read his stage name and simply gave up, saying “Here’s Dave!” – having misread “Dave the Prof” for “Dave the poof”.

David trained as a comic at the Comedy School, London and has several comedy mentors. He combines story with sharp one-liners and the occasional limerick. On his tombstone will be the rhyme: Under this slab lies Dave/Who never quite learned to behave/His great epitaph/ Was “he made people laugh”/ And he’s chuckling still in his grave. Some of his topical observations:

What’s the difference between an election and an erection?   .... One you can give a toss!

How to solve two crises at once. “Have you noticed how the qualifications for an England football manger seem to be a dictatorial style, can’t speak English and don’t seem to know much about football? I know someone in Libya, who fits that description perfectly...”