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Dan Bland

Dan Bland brings a touch of darkness to the comedy circuit.  His morbidly deadpan disposition owes more to a grumpy undertaker than a genial stand-up comedian.  But that funereal facade belies a devilish comic mind that has beguiled countless audiences.  Delivering explosive one-liners with razor-sharp precision, deadpan Dan unfailingly ensures that he is the only person in the room to keep a straight face.

“Dan Bland is like a slow-burning explosive.  His deliberate monotone delivery lulls you into a false sense of security, until you suddenly realise you’ve been hit in the face by a rapid-fire round of blistering one-liners.”  Worksop Guardian

“Superbly morose one-liners.”  Leeds Student

“If you imagine the late Ian Curtis had chosen to go into stand-up, rather than join Joy Division, that should give you an idea of Bland’s appeal.”  bbc.co.uk
“Razor-sharp jokes beautifully delivered.”  Paul Sinha

Runner-up: Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year 2010