"After several years in goth band 'Prevention' - "We're Better Than The
Cure!" - Craig decided to try his hand at steeplejacking. Unfortunately,
a mere three weeks into his new career, an incident with a flock of bats
left him with a crippling fear of heights.
Deciding that stand-up comedy was his only remaining option, Craig now
plys his trade at comedy clubs the length and breadth of the land.
Gigs to date have ranged from wowing a sell-out crowd at Greenwich's
premiere comedy venue 'Up The Creek' to attempting to woo a cute
brunette in Marks & Spencers with his selection of dead baby jokes.
Described by many as "really rather funny" his wry observations on
nursery rhymes, predictive texting, love dolls, and magic eye pictures
will have any audience roflmaoing."