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Cally Beaton

“Cally Beaton is one of the funniest new comics I’ve seen in the past five years. See her now before success or bitterness destroy her.” -Logan Murray, comedian, actor & author of Be A Great Stand Up

“Cally Beaton is an exciting and hilarious new talent, definitely one to watch. Sometimes you just know when someone’s got it – and she’s got it.” - Tim Arthur, Presenter BBC London & Former CEO Time Out

“Cally Beaton has a very funny and original comedic voice.” - Andy Engel, Gotham Comedy Club Director of New Talent

“Cally Beaton is a great new comedian who puts the war in heart warming stories of modern life; from what to do when your kids post pictures of your vibrator on Facebook, to finding HRT patches in unexpected places – like your new partner’s hair. A real one to watch. Love her!” - Charlotte Ashton, Creative Director, Comic Relief

“Cally is an incredibly funny comedian. Her comedy style is anecdotal and observational. Catch her live!” - feelingthefear.tumblr.com

“Not even a bit funny. She’s just embarrassing.” -  15 year old daughter

My comedy nights have included these wonderful places:
Backyard Comedy Club; The Glee Club; Angel Comedy; Up The Creek; Komedia; Downstairs at King’s Head; Comedy Café; Rabbit in the Headlights; G&B Comedy; We Are Funny project; MY Comedy (formerly Laughing Cows); Purple Turtle; Monkey Business; Gilded Balloon; Voodoo Rooms; Laughing Buddha, Village Lantern, Gotham Comedy and Broadway Comedy (NYC); Artistic Vibes (Miami). I have also made performed at various charity benefits including: Water Aid at The Convenience, Hackney and Viva La Vulva, promoting FGM awareness.