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Smurf started stand-up at the relatively late age of 12 as a defence mechanism when he was bullied at school. Not because of his weight, or ginger hair, but because he was a bit of a prick.
Smurf used to collect smurf's when he was younger. Hence the nickname. He's just glad that he didn't collect Star Wars figures. Because that would have made him a right c**t.