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Martin Semple

"Cracking tales told from a unique and refreshing perspective. He has confidence in droves and justifiably so as Martin is a new act definitely worth keeping an eye on" bbc.co.uk 

A Holmfirth native and serving soldier in the British army, Martin proffers effortlessly amusing tales of his duties as a Queen's Horse Guard as well as his profound personal problems such as his ongoing battle against the horrors of quiche. His cheeky chappy banter and quirkily engaging onstage exuberance mark him out as a great new act destined for big things on the U.K comedy circuit. 

H.M.Comic. Serving soldier in the Army, Martin has been breaking through the comedy roots all over London. No stranger to comedy Martin has been away for a couple of years but he is back with great bouncebackability. The Peter Kay lovechild shares great comedy stories of his duties as a Queen’s guard and also personal problems like his ongoing battle against Quiche. His youthful cheeky chappy banter comes in very useful for getting out of sticky situations with his opposite sex!

Kelly Rowlands quoted "never laughed so much before going to an interview. Really funny, what do you do for a living?"

Rolf Harris "Ill take an autograph, please make it out to my Grandson, Rolf"

Available all over the country but out of service between September 10 and April 11 as off for a 6month comedy roadshow in Afghanistan to share my comedy with Taliban.