Marr
Bum
"Marr
Bum, dressed in a ginger fright-wig, invited everyone to look at his bum; the
crowd turned and he almost caused a fight – A prize oddball" –
Marissa Burgess, City Life
A-reet! I’m Marr Bum from Leigh and I’m
proper funny. I tell proper funny jokes and I think of most of them on me own.
So I’m proper clever me. I’m not just a hat stand, like. I’m not.
I’ve done 2 gigs they were proper reet apart from one of them. I did City
life Comedian of the year, right? Played at The Comedy Store, right? Some people
don’t like my kind of humour, right? That’s just because it’s a
load of shitty old plop-bollocks is why! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I do songs too. On
Stage I use a Big Bam Boom but I also play the synthesiser. My hits Include ‘Phil
the duck’, ‘Funnybone’, ‘Meet a man – suck his willy’
and ‘Tennis’.
Anyway I’m dead cool and I like talking about
me mum and I like talking about me bum and most of all I like having fun. So come
on! Let’s do it. Let’s have it. Let’s go. One two three four five
six seven! A-reet! Wot-ever!
That was possibly the shittest thing I’ve
ever seen. He has ‘minus talent’ – Ian Stone
The true meaning
of Alternative comedy - or should that be ‘not comedy’ – Some woman
off the telly.
‘Twat’ – Iain Woodrow
A veritable
turd-cake - Anti-Comedy - fails miserably to understand the nature of performance
or comedy – Ros Bell
‘Idiot’ – Jenny C
‘Fûcking
ace. The missing link between Frank Sidebottom and Vic Reeves’ – Duck
Egg
‘A legend – brilliant’ – Dave Bishop
