Kiwi Asif

Kiwi has tried many times to break onto the Comedy scene – but his lack of talent and under developed sense of humour was a constant source of annoyance, mostly to the audience.

“My inexhaustible line of knock-knock jokes didn’t seem to go down too well in Working Men’s Clubs up North” he admits. And the Extreme Knob gags at the Conservative club saw him bound over to keep the peace.

Tired of being referred to as “the ingrown pubic hair on the scrotum of stand up” and finally realising that he was crap, Kiwi utilised the services of a Lifestyle Guru to help overcome is comedic short-comings. The result was a complete transformation –

Entering and winning The RBI Comedy Night competition gave him the confidence he needed – “the sound of 150 people laughing at me while I still had my trousers on was a new experience” he said afterwards.

Here are just some of the many things people have said about him: -

“Kiwi? Kiwi who?” – best friend (Nathan)

“I sometimes hear him making sex noises in his room when he is alone” – His Mum

“Fucking Idiot, get out of the way” (bloke in a white van)

“Quite a natural with some good stuff” Mike Bromley Comedy... We offered him a spot straight away and he did great.

Awards
RBI Comedy Night 2006

Clubs
Bromley Comedy