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Dick Underwood

Dick Underwood has been in the RAF, worked in a mental hospital, managed a hostel for the homeless, provided counselling to the Emergency Services, and been a policeman, a civil servant, a local government officer, and a minister of religion.

He's been there, done that, bought the tee shirt, and emerged as a fully paid-up cynic.

Anyone here with a bare midriff?
That's a great fashion statement isn't it?…A bare midriff!
Someone in the fashion industry went to their boss and said,
"Boss, I've had a brainwave"
I've found a use for all those reject blouses that have shrunk…!
And we can do the same for men, with all those shrunk trousers.
Tell them it's the fashion to show their underpants…!
We can design clothes that fit kids, and sell them to adults at exorbitant prices…!

Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?
Who put the wham in the wamadama ding dong…?
If you find out, let Dick know.