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Anonymous the Poet

Anonymous the Poet is not a Poet ,he wanted to be but the other poets wouldn,t have him.accusing  him with words like " Entertaining" and "fun". the irony was not lost on our young Scots Hero .He had been Barred from being a Bard. he shaved off his beard real work evaded him, For he was crap at everything .He slept on doorways ...sometimes other peoples but mostly he sobered up by morning and sauntered  quietly home Life needed a purpose to this end he gave the next decade to street singing of songs in Which Margaret Thatcher died in Pain  (you,d actually be suprised how well that paid ) however with the passing of time the damp climate Billy (oh yes anonymous has a name) finally sat down his guitar,he could never play it proper in the first place. yet despair not readers Billy did not die he stands still as an example to the uninspired inadequate and work shy.In performences  that have been desribed as(below) in Comedy Clubs of Quality ...moostly although smetimes he plays right "dives" 

"He's completely mad, not afraid of a good ramble, and genuinely very, very funny." - Juice Comedy - review 19 October the juice bird on a wire 19/10/09 

.... put in a tubthumping performance, it was a mixed audience and Billy brought something for everyone. The punters loved him. Billy works the crowd from the moment he arrives.  (chortle) - Reviewer Paul James Promoter Clowns Pocket Clowns Pocket

 He finished by asking to a reviewer in the audience, "Dave - you've seen me before, am I finished ?" - not by a long shot, I would say ! review (the legendary Bush)

For video clip of act see either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMPD8zQEFrE
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJzIoepEZI